Music

We have released 6 full length albums. They're all terrible, but the new one is the least terrible.


Curse of the Crystal Coconut

Napalm Records, May 29th 2020

  1. Treasure Chest Party Quest Video
  2. Fannybaws Video
  3. Chomp Chomp
  4. Tortuga Video
  5. Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship
  6. Call of the Waves
  7. Pirate's Scorn
  8. Shit Boat (No Fans)
  9. Pirate Metal Drinking Crew
  10. Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening)
  11. Henry Martin

No Grave But the Sea

Napalm Records, May 26th 2017

  1. No Grave But the Sea
  2. Mexico Video
  3. To the End of the World
  4. Alestorm Video
  5. Bar √ľnd Imbiss
  6. Fucked with an Anchor Video
  7. Pegleg Potion
  8. Man the Pumps
  9. Rage of the Pentahook
  10. Treasure Island

Sunset on the Golden Age

Napalm Records, August 1st 2014

  1. Walk the Plank
  2. Drink Video
  3. Magnetic North Video
  4. 1741 (The Battle of Cartagena)
  5. Mead from Hell
  6. Surf Squid Warfare
  7. Quest for Ships
  8. Wooden Leg!
  9. Hangover Video
  10. Sunset on the Golden Age

Back Through Time

Napalm Records, June 3rd 2011

  1. Back Through Time
  2. Shipwrecked Video
  3. The Sunk'n Norwegian
  4. Midget Saw
  5. Buckfast Powersmash
  6. Scraping the Barrel
  7. Rum
  8. Swashbuckled
  9. Rumpelkombo
  10. Barrett's Privateers
  11. Death Throes of the Terrorsquid Video

Black Sails at Midnight

Napalm Records, May 27th 2009

  1. The Quest
  2. Leviathan
  3. That Famous Ol' Spiced
  4. Keelhauled Video
  5. To the End of Our Days
  6. Black Sails at Midnight
  7. No Quarter
  8. Pirate Song
  9. Chronicles of Vengeance
  10. Wolves of the Sea

Captain Morgan's Revenge

Napalm Records, January 25th 2008

  1. Over the Seas
  2. Captain Morgan's Revenge Video
  3. The Huntmaster
  4. Nancy the Tavern Wench
  5. Death Before the Mast
  6. Terror on the High Seas
  7. Set Sail and Conquer
  8. Of Treasure
  9. Wenches & Mead
  10. Flower of Scotland